Hi people! Thank you all so much for contributing your funny, interesting, erudite, and just plain clever entries. I had so much fun reading them that I think I will have contests all the time. Some of the entries were so funny I laughed until it was probably medicinal, so thanks. Really! But I found that while I enjoyed reading all your entries, I liked so many of them that I couldn't decide which one to pick. So, um, will you help some more? Just vote for your favorite title at the polling place on the left. Anyone can vote, just do it!
And by the way, if your entry appears in the poll, you will receive a runner-up prize for sure, and maybe the super-cool grand prize!